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shlort
1. The direct opposite of a shlong.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.
"All the ladies that have been with him say that Justin was a let down because of his shlort."
"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"
"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."
"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."
"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."
"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"
"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."
"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."
"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."
shlort by G-Teezy and Mezagersh February 27, 2008
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Shlort • Shlortzel • shlortong • short • short bus • short king • short hills • short man syndrome • schlort • Short Man's Syndrome
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shlort by Boreal Badger August 2, 2008
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Girl1:I had sex with my boyfriend choncho last night...
Girl2:how big was his shlong ;D
Girl1: he has a shlort...
Girl2:O_o
Girl2:how big was his shlong ;D
Girl1: he has a shlort...
Girl2:O_o
shlort by pappymandudeguy December 9, 2011