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Shlorngry 

The combination of sleepy, horny, and hungry. The worst combination imaginable. Too sleepy to fuck or eat. Too horny to sleep or eat. Too hungry to sleep or fuck. So you just lay there and slowly crumble away. The only way to fix the problem is to take care of two of the three things at once.
Shannon: Fuck me!

Zack: I can't! I'm shlorngry. Bring me some pie and maybe then.
Shlorngry by Wheatnik September 8, 2010
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slorngry 

sleepy, horny, and hungry all at the same time... the trifecta
"Ugh I'm so slorngry right now this blows"
"How about eat dinner, have sex, and pass out...the only solution"
"genius"
slorngry by swizzletitz December 9, 2013

shlongrider 

A homosexual, or more specifically, one who rides the penis.
"Enjoying your bananna there Mark?"
"Shut up Scott, you shlongrider!"
shlongrider by Ben Dizzle July 28, 2005
sleepy and horny at the same time
Like when you're partying with the bros getting real throwed and it's like 4 am and you really wanna bang that DTF babe from Falls Hall but you're too sleepy. That's shlorny.
shlorny by brohanblowj February 18, 2009

Dirty Shlongy 

The act consisting of a man sticking his tongue in another man's anus, then licking his own upper lip.
Jeff gave himself a Dirty Shlongy.
Dirty Shlongy by Lisa_G September 8, 2005

shlongy longy 

the form of a really long thick penis.
sara: "damn Santa Claus got a shlongy longy!"
santa claus: "thanks sara you're a real ho ho ho!"
shlongy longy by imprettyhotngl October 6, 2021
Sad, angry, and horny. The way some girls feel the entirety of the time their on their period.
Guy: Hey, why are you so mean on your period?
Girl: I'm sorngry
sorngry by imtryingtobeanonymous September 19, 2021
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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