Shlart

Laughing hard enough that you fart (lart, definition 3), only to discover that it was a shart.

"Um, holy shit, I just shlarted. I feel so gross... and that joke wasn't even that funny."

by ZombieShotgun October 15, 2009

Shlart

When human feces exit the male genitalia with extreme force. Similar to silly string.

Jeffery shlarted all over his first grade class

by GIMOOSH October 22, 2022

Shlart

A "wet fart" like when one farts in the shower and its smell permeates the entire shower vicinity resulting in a bathroom which smells like a soapy fart.

"Dude, I shlarted this morning and it was totally rancid!"

by hippieham October 10, 2017

Shlart

When you fart, and shit comes out too!

Dave - Why'd you run to the washroom?
John - Because I just shlarted

by tomboy122 February 21, 2009

shlart

when you shart in your sleep and don't realize it until the next morning

Bob: Dude, why does your bed smell like shit?
Tim: Aw man, I must have shlarted last night.

by el_jay_ess July 23, 2009