Shlarg

The act of sucking in and out without removing mouth from object.

The woman shlarged the popsicle until it was completely gone.

by tinaanth October 20, 2012

Shlarg

An item that IKEA would probably sell. Similar in nature to a BLAHÄJ.

1: “Hey, did you get a BLAHÄJ from IKEA?”
2: “No, but i got a Shlarg.”
1: “The fuck is a Shlarg? I sent you to buy a stuffed shark, and you came home with this. Is it a table or what? It’s in a box big enough to be a TV, but it’s light as a feather.”
2: “That’s just the magic of a Shlarg.”

by TheElkman June 29, 2023

Shlarg

The shit beneath the school soap dispenser

I fored Jimmy to lick the shlarg

by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021