by tinaanth October 20, 2012
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Get the Shlarg mug.1: “Hey, did you get a BLAHÄJ from IKEA?”
2: “No, but i got a Shlarg.”
1: “The fuck is a Shlarg? I sent you to buy a stuffed shark, and you came home with this. Is it a table or what? It’s in a box big enough to be a TV, but it’s light as a feather.”
2: “That’s just the magic of a Shlarg.”
2: “No, but i got a Shlarg.”
1: “The fuck is a Shlarg? I sent you to buy a stuffed shark, and you came home with this. Is it a table or what? It’s in a box big enough to be a TV, but it’s light as a feather.”
2: “That’s just the magic of a Shlarg.”
by TheElkman June 29, 2023
Get the Shlarg mug.A Shargument is a Shit Argument. If someone is trying to argue a point with no intelligent evidence, or from a moronic lack of logic.
by Dick _Shinary November 8, 2019
Get the Shargument mug.(n.) Someone who is devoid of any kind of common sense, spends his or her entire day doing nothing, and yet when it is all said and done scores higher than you on your physics exam (or DLD project).
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.
n. I don't understand how shmargum hasn't failed out of college yet.
v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.
adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.
v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.
adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.
by shmargum_here March 9, 2009
Get the shmargum mug.A fan-made degree of happiness, based on NBC's "Heroes" Sylar. May be induced by Zachary Quinto at any time.
by Sylargasm. October 17, 2008
Get the Sylargasm mug.A measure of wine.
When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
gentleman "a pint for me and a dry white wine for the lady please"
bartender "small or large miss?"
lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"
gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
bartender "small or large miss?"
lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"
gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
by lord tulli June 8, 2013
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