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The act of sucking in and out without removing mouth from object.
The woman shlarged the popsicle until it was completely gone.
Shlarg by tinaanth October 20, 2012
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I fored Jimmy to lick the shlarg
Shlarg by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021
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Shlarg Shlargan Shlargain shlag shlang shlawg Shlart shargle shlarp Sclarge
An item that IKEA would probably sell. Similar in nature to a BLAHÄJ.
1: “Hey, did you get a BLAHÄJ from IKEA?”
2: “No, but i got a Shlarg.”
1: “The fuck is a Shlarg? I sent you to buy a stuffed shark, and you came home with this. Is it a table or what? It’s in a box big enough to be a TV, but it’s light as a feather.”
2: “That’s just the magic of a Shlarg.”
Shlarg by TheElkman June 29, 2023
junk food and silly looking people
“i’m gonna go grab some shlarg”

“why is shlarg here”
shlarg by tupe ari te shlarg April 3, 2026

Shargument 

A Shargument is a Shit Argument. If someone is trying to argue a point with no intelligent evidence, or from a moronic lack of logic.
Dude, your argument is so full of shit, it’s a shargument.
Shargument by Dick _Shinary November 8, 2019

shmargum 

(n.) Someone who is devoid of any kind of common sense, spends his or her entire day doing nothing, and yet when it is all said and done scores higher than you on your physics exam (or DLD project).
(v.) To waste an excessive amount of time, thereby pissing your friends off.
(adj.) Lacking any trace of common sense whatsoever.
n. I don't understand how shmargum hasn't failed out of college yet.

v. Stop shmargumming around and clean the kitchen.

adj. That was a really shmargum move you pulled in class, bro.
shmargum by shmargum_here March 9, 2009

Sylargasm 

A fan-made degree of happiness, based on NBC's "Heroes" Sylar. May be induced by Zachary Quinto at any time.
Person One: Did you see him topless? *sylargasm.*
Sylargasm by Sylargasm. October 17, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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