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shlurpderp 

he wants to exist.
we, the honks, shall rise.
and honk people until they notice him and honk with us.
shlurpderp honks
shlurpderp by honkbonk June 4, 2020
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shlurpderp 

A very beautiful child that slowly turns more and more of an idiot each day he stays inside
A shit shlurpderp is at it again being my disappointment
shlurpderp by Shlurpderp June 4, 2020

shlurpderp 

A boy who his parents expected a girl but now is sad and a disappointment to his parents cuz all the anime and shit the boy has watched and collects
Uhhh my child is being a shlurpderp again uhhh I hate my child
shlurpderp by Shlurpderp June 4, 2020

slurpaderpadingdong

Sucking dick at the sound of your masters bell until his nut dribbles down your chin.
Penelope enjoys slurpaderpadingdong's

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026