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shlurpderp 

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some guy who wanted to exist
shlurpderp exists
shlurpderp by honkbonk June 4, 2020
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shlurpderp 

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he wants to exist.
we, the honks, shall rise.
and honk people until they notice him and honk with us.
shlurpderp honks
shlurpderp by honkbonk June 4, 2020
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Related Words
shlurpderp • Slurp derp • slurpaderpadingdong • slurp-a-derp • Shlurpy Durpy • Slurp Durp • slurpy-derp

shlurpderp 

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A very beautiful child that slowly turns more and more of an idiot each day he stays inside
A shit shlurpderp is at it again being my disappointment
shlurpderp by Shlurpderp June 4, 2020
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shlurpderp 

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A boy who his parents expected a girl but now is sad and a disappointment to his parents cuz all the anime and shit the boy has watched and collects
Uhhh my child is being a shlurpderp again uhhh I hate my child
shlurpderp by Shlurpderp June 4, 2020
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slurpaderpadingdong

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Sucking dick at the sound of your masters bell until his nut dribbles down your chin.
Penelope enjoys slurpaderpadingdong's
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