shlurfin

Yo whats up white boy ur such a shlurfin but I can call u that cause I’m white

shlurfin by Shlurfin February 10, 2021

for white people to use instead of the n word. don’t be racist children

yael: hey shlurfin what’s up my shlurfin
gabi: what’s a shlurfin
yael: the n word for white people since i’m not racist. don’t be racist children

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shurfing

A combination of the words shit and surfing. Browsing the internet and dropping a load at the same time. (wireless internet recommended)

"After a big meal I like to like to relax and do some shurfing on ebay."

shurfing by brian ware September 22, 2007

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sliding or surfing on a huge pile of shaving cream or foam.

wow! look at him shlufing!

shlufing by vitoman123 November 25, 2020

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to repeatedly slurp and gulp while drinking; being lazy

John didn't finish his homework, he was slurfing last night.
Billy needs to stop slurfing at the table.

slurfing by michael jj January 13, 2008

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damn boy you been shluffin

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verb
when one is listening to dubstep while lurking
shlumping+lurking=shlurking
dubstep lurking shlumping

-Hey, do you know where Luke is?
-Yea, I think i saw him shlurking in the english hallway a few minutes ago.

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