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for white people to use instead of the n word. don’t be racist children
yael: hey shlurfin what’s up my shlurfin
gabi: what’s a shlurfin
yael: the n word for white people since i’m not racist. don’t be racist children
shlurfin by lil shlurfin March 6, 2021
A combination of the words shit and surfing. Browsing the internet and dropping a load at the same time. (wireless internet recommended)
"After a big meal I like to like to relax and do some shurfing on ebay."
shurfing by brian ware September 22, 2007

shlufing 

sliding or surfing on a huge pile of shaving cream or foam.
wow! look at him shlufing!
shlufing by vitoman123 November 25, 2020

slurfing 

to repeatedly slurp and gulp while drinking; being lazy
John didn't finish his homework, he was slurfing last night.
Billy needs to stop slurfing at the table.
slurfing by michael jj January 13, 2008

shluffin 

damn boy you been shluffin
shluffin by Melvin Matson August 17, 2010

shlurking 

verb
when one is listening to dubstep while lurking
shlumping+lurking=shlurking
dubstep lurking shlumping
-Hey, do you know where Luke is?
-Yea, I think i saw him shlurking in the english hallway a few minutes ago.
shlurking by The_Majyq_Touch January 20, 2011