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for white people to use instead of the n word. don’t be racist children
yael: hey shlurfin what’s up my shlurfin
gabi: what’s a shlurfin
yael: the n word for white people since i’m not racist. don’t be racist children
shlurfin by lil shlurfin March 6, 2021
A combination of the words shit and surfing. Browsing the internet and dropping a load at the same time. (wireless internet recommended)
"After a big meal I like to like to relax and do some shurfing on ebay."
shurfing by brian ware September 22, 2007

shlufing 

sliding or surfing on a huge pile of shaving cream or foam.
wow! look at him shlufing!
shlufing by vitoman123 November 25, 2020

slurfing 

to repeatedly slurp and gulp while drinking; being lazy
John didn't finish his homework, he was slurfing last night.
Billy needs to stop slurfing at the table.
slurfing by michael jj January 13, 2008

shluffin 

slacking, not doin your best
damn boy you been shluffin
shluffin by Melvin Matson August 17, 2010

shlurking 

verb
when one is listening to dubstep while lurking
shlumping+lurking=shlurking
dubstep lurking shlumping
-Hey, do you know where Luke is?
-Yea, I think i saw him shlurking in the english hallway a few minutes ago.
shlurking by The_Majyq_Touch January 20, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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