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sweetarded 

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.
Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.
sweetarded by Partycoe January 24, 2010
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Sextardation 

A state of Sextarded.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.
Hank was in a state of sextardation after his wife was finished with him on their anniversary.
Sextardation by Nick Hogman March 25, 2009
Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.

Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.
"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.
seatard by KieranK August 5, 2007
The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
sheetards by USADexter January 13, 2009
Sextardation/Sextarded.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.
My god, I was totally sextarded last night after my girl was done riding me! I mumbled gibberish and couldn't even walk for 10 minutes!
Sextarded by Sextarded March 25, 2009

sweetard 

One who is sweet but retarded at the same time.
Jacob is so nice but he is SO FUCKING STUPID. What a sweetard!
sweetard by HindiBindi October 7, 2012
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