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sweetard 

Combination of sweetheart and fucktard.

A girlfriend who is intellectually challenged but has a lovely personality
Dave: Your new bird is lovely Pete but a gotta say she is a bit of a sweetard

Pete: My dad always go with a girl who is intellectually inferior as they give you less grief and are easily pleased.
sweetard by Shouty McShout April 15, 2005
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Sweetard 

(a cat is trying to fight itsself in a mirror)

"OMG your cat is so sweetard ed "
Sweetard by Jamiegrasshopper April 4, 2010

sweetarded 

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.
Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.
sweetarded by Partycoe January 24, 2010
The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
sheetards by USADexter January 13, 2009

Sweetrad 

Full gnarl good. Burleycool for sure. Killer to the max.
Billy is friggen Sweetrad.
Sweetrad by Billy Rad Bowman March 14, 2010
A contraction of the words retarded and Swedish, often used to refer to certain Swedish World of Warcraft gamers.
Swetards are often (but not exclusively) young players who have yet to mature and/or learn to play the game.
The term swetard is commonly used on the European World of Warcraft server "Shattered Hand", which is infested with them.

Swetards insist on asking "from?" to anyone that joins the group, or simply revert to the dreaded "SWE?".

Swetards often spam all forms of chat in Swedish.
This strange and annoying phenomenon has 2 possible origins:
- Swetards are too stupid to learn English and depend on the little manglish they know.
- Swetards are too arrogant to conform to the official server language, which is English.
Goddamn swetards wiped my pug again. >_<
I hate swetards and I hope Blizzard gives them their own server soon!
Stupid swetards won't stop spamming trade and general chat again... >_<
Swetard by I_D January 6, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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