Sextard 

Sexual Retard; Homosexual, either male or female. Someone who has not developed enough sexually to enjoy sex with a partner of the opposite sex. Something wrong, sexually, that causes a man to place his penis inside another man's butt, or vis versa. Sextarded women are lesbians who have been raped or haven't completely developed sexually, thus causing them to only have sexual relations with women or girls.

Stop saying "that's so gay" when you really mean Johnny's a sextard.

Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.

Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.

Sextard by Ricardovitz October 5, 2009

sextard 

someone who is just plain bad in bed (and not in the "ooh, you naughty boy!" way). someone who doesnt understand what to do, why to do it, or who has no real concept of what sex involves. a true sextard will not realise their abnormalities... they may perform strange acts and be surprised when such acts are not appreciated.

oh my gosh! get your toe out of my nose! you're such a sextard!

sextard by charli88 December 29, 2005

sextard 

Somebody who just can't figure out how to fit the peg in the hole.

Will and Laura tried to have sex, but they just couldn't figure it out. They're both bloody sextards.

sextard by ottonomy December 2, 2003

sextard 

A tard held incommunicado exclusively for the purpose of grotesque sexual gratification. If the gratification is not grotesque, the subject is not a sextard, but a simple gimp, even if the gimp in question is, in fact, a tard.

Ex: Dude, that fuck on "The Wonder Years" reminds me of the sextard we had when I was a kid.

sextard by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

Sextardation 

A state of Sextarded.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.

Hank was in a state of sextardation after his wife was finished with him on their anniversary.

Sextardation by Nick Hogman March 25, 2009

seatard 

Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.

Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.

"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.

seatard by KieranK August 5, 2007

Sextarded

Sextardation/Sextarded.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.

My god, I was totally sextarded last night after my girl was done riding me! I mumbled gibberish and couldn't even walk for 10 minutes!

Sextarded by Sextarded March 25, 2009