Swetard

A contraction of the words retarded and Swedish, often used to refer to certain Swedish World of Warcraft gamers.
Swetards are often (but not exclusively) young players who have yet to mature and/or learn to play the game.
The term swetard is commonly used on the European World of Warcraft server "Shattered Hand", which is infested with them.

Swetards insist on asking "from?" to anyone that joins the group, or simply revert to the dreaded "SWE?".

Swetards often spam all forms of chat in Swedish.
This strange and annoying phenomenon has 2 possible origins:
- Swetards are too stupid to learn English and depend on the little manglish they know.
- Swetards are too arrogant to conform to the official server language, which is English.

Goddamn swetards wiped my pug again. >_<
I hate swetards and I hope Blizzard gives them their own server soon!
Stupid swetards won't stop spamming trade and general chat again... >_<

Swetard by I_D January 6, 2009

Swetard

Swedish person incessantly dumb, ergo retarded.

Typically used for swedish people who are new to the internet, and computers and have no idea how to handle them. Your average swetard is fanatical about the game 'World Of Warcraft' and lets it consume their life, rejecting even their closest friends to frolic in its polygons.

Swetard: I love WoW and think its better than rl.

1337Brit: oh gawd its a swetard. *facepalm*

Swetard by Flamecakes July 5, 2009

Swetard

Refers to Swedish people who cannot function normally on a daily basis and also get confused by the simplest of things.

If I say to a Swede, I’ll meet you at half seven, to a Swede that means six thirty.

Pronounced Sweetard

Sven is such a Swetard, I’ve never met anyone who can make a career of knowing absolutely nothing.
Erik went to meet Paul at 6.30, but Paul had said to meet Erik at half seven. Erik’s such a Swetard.

Swetard by 11223344dunno September 24, 2023

sweetarded 

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

sweetarded by Partycoe January 24, 2010

swtard 

1. People that play SWTOR.
2. Known for talking about holographic characters that somehow arouse them.

3. Hangs out around Mos Eisley Cantina aka dark basement.

"Dude those holographics on Coruscant are soo hot!!!11!!ele!ven!!"

"Definitely a swtard"

swtard by lecrution January 7, 2012

sweetard 

One who is sweet but retarded at the same time.

Jacob is so nice but he is SO FUCKING STUPID. What a sweetard!

sweetard by HindiBindi October 7, 2012

Sweatard 

Folk singer attire that shouts rock and roll sucks.

Dude was way too afraid to let his hair down and rock and roll like there is no tomorrow.His sweatard was his measly freak flag.

Sweatard by rOYAL SMALLNESS February 2, 2021