Sextardation 

A state of Sextarded.
The inability to function higher than a clinically retarded person after sex.
Temporary retardation after great sex.

Hank was in a state of sextardation after his wife was finished with him on their anniversary.

Sextardation by Nick Hogman March 25, 2009

Sexparations

Reparations for slavery... paid in the form of sexual acts.

Amber offered Phil Sexparations after Rachael called him a racial slur.

Sexparations by BeckySnow March 17, 2019

textardation 

That perpetual state of idiocy my neighbor enters whenever he tries to text half assed, retarded messages on his iPhone that say absolutely nothing useful, but leave me feeling perplexed, depressed, and a little violated somehow.

"Hi George what's up? "
"$o I did5 jury's hounded oh not ! Buyout oh minnow !!!"
"WTF George?....."
"Cycle 87)63"
"Really George.....Really.....where are you,.... in a state of textardation?

textardation by Quills13 March 7, 2014

Sexturbation

When you sext someone, and they don't respond, so you feel like you're talking to yourself, hence sexting yourself.

Why aren't you responding to my texts? This is more like sexturbation than sexting now.

Sexturbation by MsLizzie July 24, 2011

sextradition

Trying to extradite someone on sex charges.

What the U.S. is doing to Roman Polanski is sextradition.

sextradition by stockford September 29, 2009

Sextration 

Meaning sexual frustration, due to the lack or craving of sex.

My boyfriend comes home in a week, 7 days till the end of my sextration!

Sextration by lauren ferrari March 28, 2009

Mental Sotardation 

A person with a mental deficiency beyond any humanly normal retard levels.

This is a severe case of mental sotardation.

Mental Sotardation by black_dude October 23, 2012