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Schwirm (verb): To schwirm is the act of masturbating with a large piece of raw liver (example: calf liver) to achieve that 'lifelike feel'. Bonus points if the 'user' warms the liver to body temperature in a microwave. Double the fun if they then prepare and eat the liver!
I walked into the kitchen and my roommate was standing beside the stove, schwirming!
Schwirm by SteelHyaena March 1, 2011
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Schwarzschild 

Karl Schwarzschild (October 9, 1873 - May 11, 1916) was a German-Jewish physicist and astronomer. He is best known as the one who found the first solution of the Einstein equations and with that delivering the first description of classical black holes.
Non-rotating black holes are called "Schwarzschild black holes" or simply "Schwarzschild holes"
Schwarzschild by Bariaska June 18, 2006

Schwertie 

A dialect of a shorty, further defined as a really hot girl.
Yo, Jessica Simpson is a schwertie!
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Arnold Schwarzenigga 

Code-name for a new terminator model introduced in the year 2055 to diversify the population of black cyber-organisms.

New and improved lightweight limbs allow the Schwarzenigga to run 50% faster from RoboCop than it's white counterparts. It runs on a fuel mixture comprised of Kool-aid and Purple Drank.
Arnold Schwarzenigga: I'll be black.

arnold schwarzenigger

Is a term used to describe a black person who is very muscular or well built.
oh so you hit the gym and gona all arnold schwarzenigger on me and got big.

schwerpin 

Wearing two different shoes at the same time.

Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.

Wearing two shoes that do not match
Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.

"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
schwerpin by The Schwerper February 24, 2008
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