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Schwirm
Schwirm (verb): To schwirm is the act of masturbating with a large piece of raw liver (example: calf liver) to achieve that 'lifelike feel'. Bonus points if the 'user' warms the liver to body temperature in a microwave. Double the fun if they then prepare and eat the liver!
Schwirm by SteelHyaena March 1, 2011
Related Words
schwrr • schwarzenegger • schwartz • schwartzed • Schwarm • Schwartzing • SchwarzeNigger • schwerp • schwert • schwarb
Schwarzschild
Karl Schwarzschild (October 9, 1873 - May 11, 1916) was a German-Jewish physicist and astronomer. He is best known as the one who found the first solution of the Einstein equations and with that delivering the first description of classical black holes.
Schwarzschild by Bariaska June 18, 2006
Schwertie
Yo, Jessica Simpson is a schwertie!
Arnold Schwarzenigga
Code-name for a new terminator model introduced in the year 2055 to diversify the population of black cyber-organisms.
New and improved lightweight limbs allow the Schwarzenigga to run 50% faster from RoboCop than it's white counterparts. It runs on a fuel mixture comprised of Kool-aid and Purple Drank.
New and improved lightweight limbs allow the Schwarzenigga to run 50% faster from RoboCop than it's white counterparts. It runs on a fuel mixture comprised of Kool-aid and Purple Drank.
Arnold Schwarzenigga by Mason'sPeangRevington November 24, 2016
arnold schwarzenigger
arnold schwarzenigger by BahamianHavoc August 19, 2011
schwerpin
Wearing two different shoes at the same time.
Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.
Wearing two shoes that do not match
Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.
Wearing two shoes that do not match
Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.
"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
schwerpin by The Schwerper February 24, 2008
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