schwert

another form of the word "sweet" used just to be random and sound cooler(;
most of the time pronounced "sha-WERT!"

"OMG! I got tickets to see All Time Low live in concert!"

"SCHWERT!!"

by SMILEitzMonica November 2, 2008

Schwert

Derived from the words "sweet" and "shart". Meaning: the smell of a woman combined with something sickening.

I walked in that bathroom right after a woman took a huge shit! It smelled schwert.

by TheHeadmaster95 March 31, 2015

Schwert

Someone who is usually seen hanging around a "Schlovid." A sort of companion to a schlovid.

Did you see Schwert and Schlovid taking the floor tiles off in the bathroom today? It was crazy.

by neuronenhancer4942 May 5, 2024

Schmerti

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

Schwertie

A dialect of a shorty, further defined as a really hot girl.

Yo, Jessica Simpson is a schwertie!

by Neekolas May 28, 2006

schwerpin

Wearing two different shoes at the same time.

Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.

Wearing two shoes that do not match

Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.

"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"

by The Schwerper February 24, 2008

Will Schwartz

A protist

Look at that protist over there, he must be will schwartz

by goeagles920 October 24, 2011