schwerp
schwerp by The Schwerper February 25, 2008
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Schweppes
The act of one person reaching over and flicking another person's breast in the upwards motion. The person who is doing the flicking must simultaneously say "Schweppes".
Related Words
schwerp • Schwerpes • schwerpin • schwerpsing • Side Schwerpcing • schweppes • Schwepp • Schwep • schwert • schmerp
Schwertie
Yo, Jessica Simpson is a schwertie!
schwerpin
Wearing two different shoes at the same time.
Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.
Wearing two shoes that do not match
Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.
Wearing two shoes that do not match
Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.
"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
schwerpin by The Schwerper February 24, 2008
Schweppin'
Bro: Here, have an extra Dr Pepper.
Me: Schweppin' my dude!
Bro: No problem, so by the way, is you're mom still single?
Me: My mom? :'(
Me: Schweppin' my dude!
Bro: No problem, so by the way, is you're mom still single?
Me: My mom? :'(
Schweppin' by Fat Cock Gamer February 17, 2021
Schmerp
Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.
Matt: But she told me not to.
Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.
Matt: Well, schmerp.
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Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.
Matt: But she told me not to.
Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.
Matt: Well, schmerp.
-or-
Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.
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