schwerp

To wear two different shoes at the same time.

I schwerp by wearing one Adidas on my left foot and one Nike on the right foot.

by The Schwerper February 25, 2008

Schweppes

The act of one person reaching over and flicking another person's breast in the upwards motion. The person who is doing the flicking must simultaneously say "Schweppes".

John was trying to accomplish his daily tasks on the computer as Matt ran by him, giving him the Schweppes. John realized he should have covered his breasts in Matt's presence.

by K.P.B. October 8, 2012

Schwertie

A dialect of a shorty, further defined as a really hot girl.

Yo, Jessica Simpson is a schwertie!

by Neekolas May 28, 2006

Shwerpy

The name of someone who breaks promises.

I hate shwerpy

by I Live in a Box June 24, 2018

schwerpin

Wearing two different shoes at the same time.

Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.

Wearing two shoes that do not match

Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.

"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"

by The Schwerper February 24, 2008

Schweppin'

Shorthand for 'schwepping', a common southern exclamation.

Bro: Here, have an extra Dr Pepper.
Me: Schweppin' my dude!
Bro: No problem, so by the way, is you're mom still single?
Me: My mom? :'(

by Fat Cock Gamer February 17, 2021

Schmerp

A word used to express (or describe) frustration when in a confusing emotional state.

Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.

Matt: But she told me not to.

Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.

Matt: Well, schmerp.

-or-

Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.

by KNor August 2, 2010