'Helpyabutt' is when you are in dire need of some form of assistance and all your friends want to offer is excuses. Especially applicable when you know for a fact they could help you, and just can't be bothered.
'I'd helpyabutt, but I have to shampoo my cat that day.'
'I know you need some cash and I'd helpyabutt it means I can only buy four Starbucks instead of just three today.'
'I know you need some cash and I'd helpyabutt it means I can only buy four Starbucks instead of just three today.'
by SteelHyaena October 07, 2018
(noun) Unbelievable textual garbage, usually posted on someone's Facebook wall against their specific and expressed wishes.
'What the fuck is this cuntwash all over my wall?
'I have never read such cuntwash in my life!'
'That's a load of cuntwash, and you know it!'
'I have never read such cuntwash in my life!'
'That's a load of cuntwash, and you know it!'
by SteelHyaena December 01, 2013
Schwirm (verb): To schwirm is the act of masturbating with a large piece of raw liver (example: calf liver) to achieve that 'lifelike feel'. Bonus points if the 'user' warms the liver to body temperature in a microwave. Double the fun if they then prepare and eat the liver!
by SteelHyaena February 14, 2011