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schwartzed 

to have courted a female that a friend is currently courting.
That bastard Jimmy schwartzed Jenna from me.
schwartzed by Petti2k6 January 2, 2011
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Schwartzed 

When an individual slows down in order to drive past you in an ominous manner whilst staring directly at you from their window.
Man, that creep at the redlight back there totally Schwartzed me
Schwartzed by Gilly33 July 21, 2020

Schwartzed 

When you masturbate too much and it rubs the head of you penis raw
I masturbated like 7 times today and my dick is schwartzed.
Schwartzed by Yo-oprah January 25, 2016

Schwartzed 

To be taken advantage of by an individual having or showing no moral principles; not honest or fair.
Man that waiter really Schwartzed me, I was charged for 10 full entrees instead of the 8 I ordered to my table.
Schwartzed by Ryan LA March 18, 2024

Arnold Schwarzenigga 

Code-name for a new terminator model introduced in the year 2055 to diversify the population of black cyber-organisms.

New and improved lightweight limbs allow the Schwarzenigga to run 50% faster from RoboCop than it's white counterparts. It runs on a fuel mixture comprised of Kool-aid and Purple Drank.
Arnold Schwarzenigga: I'll be black.

arnold schwarzenigger

Is a term used to describe a black person who is very muscular or well built.
oh so you hit the gym and gona all arnold schwarzenigger on me and got big.

Will Schwartz 

Look at that protist over there, he must be will schwartz
Will Schwartz by goeagles920 October 24, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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