Schwartzing

V. 2008

The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.

So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...

Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time

Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.

Schwartzing by Ed_loves_jews January 27, 2011

Schwartzing

The act of annoying one's coworkers by public daily displays of voice projection that cover's an entire office space occupied by 40 or more workers. The voice consists of a harmonic modulation at least as bad as a orgy of very horny pigs. The content of the speech is low-class, offensive and repugnant, offering no value to those who hear it. Schwartzing has an ability to cause lack of concentration, difficulty remembering, and inciting imaginary fantasies of duct tape and ball gags.

Jane has been schwartzing every day since she started her job at Company ABC.

Schwartzing by Bill's Girl February 6, 2010

Schwartzing

When a man expels sperm onto a womans vagina and then using a straw sucks it up and then back down into the womans nose. The woman then sucks in the sperm through her nose and into her mouth.

A Unique Way to Jizz in Her Mouth Schwartzing

Schwartzing by Bob the Builder yes it can January 18, 2010

Scharzing 

Dressing up in slutty amounts of sequins just to appear attractive to low-lifes and tramps.

1. "Eww, look at those sluts scharzing... they look awful."

2. "Mate, any more bling and you'll be scharzing tonight."

Scharzing by tagtag994 October 7, 2012

Shwartzing 

To ramble aimlessly in an attempt to bestow knowledge upon the minds of eager law students. This practice commonly infuriates many, arouses some, and forces all others to peruse the Urban Dictionary.

After the professor spent the first 45 minutes of class discussing a problem that could have been answered sufficiently by a Special Olympian, we grew tired of all the Shwartzing and started making fart jokes.

Shwartzing by Gordo McBungle March 6, 2005

schwarzenger 

Schwarzenger means sexy

Leah: look at him!
Nicole: he’s a.....
Both: Schwarzenger!!!

schwarzenger by Nico Brow November 4, 2020

Swartzing 

Public fingerbanging. Usually carried out by an inebriated male in a location he misperceives to provide privacy requisite for the desired degree of intimacy (i.e. against a chain-link fence bounding an outdoor party). Traditional costume comprises leather shorts on the swartzing agent and, obviously, a skirt on the action's receiver. Not to be confused with a futon-fingerbang.

Swartzing was first defined in New Haven, CT, and has since spread in usage to much of the Northeast.

"what the hell is Hunter doing to that chick?"

"Looks like he's giving her a good swartzing"

"Is he wearing leather shorts too?"

"He is, indeed, his technique is flawless"

Swartzing by Heavyweight July 31, 2008