V. 2008
The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.
The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.
So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...
Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time
Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.
Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time
Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.
by Ed_loves_jews January 27, 2011
Get the Schwartzing mug.The act of annoying one's coworkers by public daily displays of voice projection that cover's an entire office space occupied by 40 or more workers. The voice consists of a harmonic modulation at least as bad as a orgy of very horny pigs. The content of the speech is low-class, offensive and repugnant, offering no value to those who hear it. Schwartzing has an ability to cause lack of concentration, difficulty remembering, and inciting imaginary fantasies of duct tape and ball gags.
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When a man expels sperm onto a womans vagina and then using a straw sucks it up and then back down into the womans nose. The woman then sucks in the sperm through her nose and into her mouth.
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Get the Scharzing mug.To ramble aimlessly in an attempt to bestow knowledge upon the minds of eager law students. This practice commonly infuriates many, arouses some, and forces all others to peruse the Urban Dictionary.
After the professor spent the first 45 minutes of class discussing a problem that could have been answered sufficiently by a Special Olympian, we grew tired of all the Shwartzing and started making fart jokes.
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Get the schwarzenger mug.Public fingerbanging. Usually carried out by an inebriated male in a location he misperceives to provide privacy requisite for the desired degree of intimacy (i.e. against a chain-link fence bounding an outdoor party). Traditional costume comprises leather shorts on the swartzing agent and, obviously, a skirt on the action's receiver. Not to be confused with a futon-fingerbang.
Swartzing was first defined in New Haven, CT, and has since spread in usage to much of the Northeast.
Swartzing was first defined in New Haven, CT, and has since spread in usage to much of the Northeast.
"what the hell is Hunter doing to that chick?"
"Looks like he's giving her a good swartzing"
"Is he wearing leather shorts too?"
"He is, indeed, his technique is flawless"
"Looks like he's giving her a good swartzing"
"Is he wearing leather shorts too?"
"He is, indeed, his technique is flawless"
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