Schwirm 

Schwirm (verb): To schwirm is the act of masturbating with a large piece of raw liver (example: calf liver) to achieve that 'lifelike feel'. Bonus points if the 'user' warms the liver to body temperature in a microwave. Double the fun if they then prepare and eat the liver!

I walked into the kitchen and my roommate was standing beside the stove, schwirming!

Schwirm by SteelHyaena March 1, 2011

schwimmer fatigue 

Getting tired of seeing David Schwimmer on TV

"I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."

schwimmer fatigue by chandelierbingaling July 22, 2012

Schwiemetzga

Used in Montafon, Vorarlberg (State in Austria), it means drinking until you vomit

Gommr id Bura Hobel Bar ga Schwiemetzga

Schwiemetzga by kRYSTAL June 2, 2015

Schwarma

A Middle Eastern/Mediterranean style hot sandwich wrap that is most commonly served in the chicken, beef, or lamb varieties. The sauce in the wrap is delicious and lends it's flavor to making the schwarma a highly popular quick meal enjoyed by Middle Eastern residents and deployed military personnel alike who have brought back desire for the schwarma to the United States and other Western countries.

"Yo, let's cruise down to schwarma alley and raid Fahkruden's. I'm fucking starving."

"Gimme a double chicken schwarma beaaaaaatttttttchhhhh."

Schwarma by Schwarma Annihilator September 5, 2009

david schwimmer 

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

david schwimmer by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017

Schwimming 

To mess around in a pool, but not accually swim.
Not to be confused with "swimming", which is used to reffer to swimming laps.

I don't feel like swimming, I'm too tired, lets go schwimming.

Schwimming by Davy Allen November 15, 2006

Schwimmwagon 

A boat car-hybrid

Schwimmwagon,get it? Swim-wagon?

Schwimmwagon by Jizzy Jan January 7, 2010