Schwirm (verb): To schwirm is the act of masturbating with a large piece of raw liver (example: calf liver) to achieve that 'lifelike feel'. Bonus points if the 'user' warms the liver to body temperature in a microwave. Double the fun if they then prepare and eat the liver!
by SteelHyaena March 1, 2011
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Get the Schwiemetzga mug.A Middle Eastern/Mediterranean style hot sandwich wrap that is most commonly served in the chicken, beef, or lamb varieties. The sauce in the wrap is delicious and lends it's flavor to making the schwarma a highly popular quick meal enjoyed by Middle Eastern residents and deployed military personnel alike who have brought back desire for the schwarma to the United States and other Western countries.
"Yo, let's cruise down to schwarma alley and raid Fahkruden's. I'm fucking starving."
"Gimme a double chicken schwarma beaaaaaatttttttchhhhh."
"Gimme a double chicken schwarma beaaaaaatttttttchhhhh."
by Schwarma Annihilator September 5, 2009
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Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.
Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.
Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.
by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017
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Not to be confused with "swimming", which is used to reffer to swimming laps.
Not to be confused with "swimming", which is used to reffer to swimming laps.
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