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Sack-religious 

A sack-religious person is an individual who eulogizes someone's genitals.
Random: Can't you see that Luke is absolutely perfect in everything he does?

Sam: I'm not sack-religious, so I can't hold your opinion.

Sack religious 

A female/ male that is dedicated and worships their man's cock and balls.
(Friend #1) You must be layin' the pipe right. Ever since you've been bangin' Jenny , she's stop talking Joe and Mike. (Friend #2) Yeah, she's become sack religious.
Sack religious by lane3192 April 14, 2017

sack religious 

a reverance for the power of wealth women possess that enables them to overlook a prospective mates flaws by focusing instead on his financial status.
here it is, hugh hefner is currently dating 19 yr old twins and has nonstop blondes all up on his sack religiously while oprah would have to ambush a slow midget in a wheel chair to get laid and baby got sack for days!

sack-religious 

you know those two pirates are sack-religious
sack-religious by fishegg July 12, 2004

Sackreligious 

When an atheist follows his sack and pretends to be religious in order to penetrate a good Christian girl.
'Dude, I got sackreligious yesterday and devirginated this smoking hot Christian girl. I would have had absolutely no chance had she not thought that I loved Jesus....and had a knife.'

Sacreligion 

(Verb) Doing things of questionable moral nature, esp. those that go against religious teachings and/or documents. (e.g. drugs, sex, and rock and roll)

This has nothing to do with the occult or the worship of Satan.
"You going to Jess's party tonight? There's going to be lots of sacreligion going on."
Sacreligion by (TheDude) June 4, 2007