Sack-religious

A sack-religious person is an individual who eulogizes someone's genitals.

Random: Can't you see that Luke is absolutely perfect in everything he does?

Sam: I'm not sack-religious, so I can't hold your opinion.

by Natural phenomena. May 28, 2019

Sack religious

A female/ male that is dedicated and worships their man's cock and balls.

(Friend #1) You must be layin' the pipe right. Ever since you've been bangin' Jenny , she's stop talking Joe and Mike. (Friend #2) Yeah, she's become sack religious.

by lane3192 April 14, 2017

sack religious

a reverance for the power of wealth women possess that enables them to overlook a prospective mates flaws by focusing instead on his financial status.

here it is, hugh hefner is currently dating 19 yr old twins and has nonstop blondes all up on his sack religiously while oprah would have to ambush a slow midget in a wheel chair to get laid and baby got sack for days!

by BILLicitlY ilLEgAL April 27, 2010

sack-religious

fairies who bow down to the ween

you know those two pirates are sack-religious

by fishegg July 12, 2004