(Adj.) Something which is both hilarious and deeply saddening.
'Jesus Camp' was religious.
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1: Endowed with a strong moral compass, and uses the revered writings of their ancestors as a guide and tool to improve their lives and the lives of those around them. See Siddhartha Gautama

2: Believes in things ludicrous by nature, undereducated, and easily usurped, religious types play into a great pyramid scheme which takes complete advantage of their natural gullibility, and has more or less created an army of zombie zealots who are used to push political agendas and moral acumen against the greater good of mankind. See Jim Bakker, George W. Bush, Clement IV
Some of history's greatest men were driven by their religious beliefs.

Ignorant religious cruds are the reason America is turning to shit.
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doing something on a regular basis.
doesnt just have to be about religion.
she does her homework religiously to get inna good college.
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Religious person short form. Someone who believes in gods, or a god, or in cases like scientology, space aliens that one bases their life around. Someone who bases their life on an afterlife.
Example would be: Three different kinds of religies are christian religies, hindu religies and muslim religies.
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1. Person A: Scientists have come to the conclusion that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old.
Person B: Lies, it says on the bible that God made the Earth 5,000 years ago.
Person A: Yeah, he also sent his zombie son (who happens to be his own father) to tell you to bow down, drink his blood and eat his flesh, or else you'll burn for the rest of eternity. You religious nut.

2. Tom Cruise and John Travolta are religious scientologists.
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Gullible and easily manipulated into viewing things in archaic traditional fashion rather than how science has proven them to be.
Ugh, my mother is religious; she believes in a higher power orchestrating the chaos of the universe and life despite the perfectly logical explanations provided by science.
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