Definitions by lane3192

999 nevermind 

The phone number you give a person who asks for your number, but doesn't have a chance.

Guy 1- Hi, my name is Jerry(followed by some cheesy pick up line), you think I could get your number and we can hook up some time?
Girl 1- Ok, sure, it's 999 nevermind.(followed by a slight head shake and chuckle.)

999 nevermind by lane3192 May 19, 2018

Shark eye 

What a chick looks like when she looks up at you sideways, as she's giving you head.

Joey : Damn, the head from Stacy last night was bomb!

Mike: Yeah, she was giving you the ol' shark eye?

Shark eye by lane3192 May 14, 2018

Shark eye 

When a female looks up at you sideways as she's giving you head.

Jenny looks so good giving me head, especially when she's givin' me the shark eye.

Shark eye by lane3192 March 26, 2018

Sack religious 

A female/ male that is dedicated and worships their man's cock and balls.

(Friend #1) You must be layin' the pipe right. Ever since you've been bangin' Jenny , she's stop talking Joe and Mike. (Friend #2) Yeah, she's become sack religious.

Sack religious by lane3192 April 14, 2017

Trumpette 

Female, Donald Trump supporter

Don't ask Lisa who she's voting for, that dumbass is a Trumpette.

Trumpette by lane3192 July 20, 2016

swollen property

A chick caught cheating, "red handed" , with a dick in her hand.

He left his old lady cause he walked in the room and she was caught with swollen property.

swollen property by lane3192 September 10, 2014

6.9 

a good time ruined by a period.

This chick and I pulled a 6.9 last night.
She didn't tell me she was on her rag. I would have rathered an old fashion 69.

6.9 by lane3192 September 4, 2014