qwimp

Someone who farts in the bathtub and then attempts to bite the bubble.

"Hey get outta here you f'n qwimp."

by AndrewOrlando February 1, 2006

Qwimp

When your eating something good.
Something good.

I’m Qwimping on a slice of pizza.
I’m Qwimping right now.
You don’t Qwimp.
That’s so Qwimp.

by The Diimm November 27, 2020

qwumph

qwumph is a ladsy name for pussy

"man that guy is such a qwumph"

by cheeseyqwumph December 8, 2014

Quimpong

when the Vagina secretes a 'pong' or smell which is not too pleasant

oh dear your mother has quimpong

by Al Mo February 4, 2007

Quimp

Short for “quant simp”; a pejorative term for individuals pursuing soul-sucking finance careers.

Person A: financial firms actually contribute immense value to society by improving the efficiency of our markets

Person B: stfu quimp

by not a quimp June 29, 2022

Qwimming

Verb or Adjective; A portmanteau of quim and swimming, to denote a situation where one is "swimming in quim" i.e. surrounded by attractive females.

"Man, this club is totally qwimming."

"I was qwimming through the club for half an hour before I found the bar!"

by gentaXY March 11, 2009

Quimp

An expulsion of toxic air through the penis, i.e. a penis fart

Excuse me, that very small fart sound you heard came from my penis. I quimped.

by ricktrill November 1, 2019