qwimp

Someone who farts in the bathtub and then attempts to bite the bubble.

"Hey get outta here you f'n qwimp."

qwimp by AndrewOrlando February 1, 2006

Qwimp

When your eating something good.
Something good.

I’m Qwimping on a slice of pizza.
I’m Qwimping right now.
You don’t Qwimp.
That’s so Qwimp.

Qwimp by The Diimm November 27, 2020

qwumph 

qwumph is a ladsy name for pussy

"man that guy is such a qwumph"

qwumph by cheeseyqwumph December 8, 2014

Quimpong 

when the Vagina secretes a 'pong' or smell which is not too pleasant

oh dear your mother has quimpong

Quimpong by Al Mo February 4, 2007

Quimp 

Short for “quant simp”; a pejorative term for individuals pursuing soul-sucking finance careers.

Person A: financial firms actually contribute immense value to society by improving the efficiency of our markets

Person B: stfu quimp

Quimp by not a quimp June 29, 2022

Qwimming 

Verb or Adjective; A portmanteau of quim and swimming, to denote a situation where one is "swimming in quim" i.e. surrounded by attractive females.

"Man, this club is totally qwimming."

"I was qwimming through the club for half an hour before I found the bar!"

Qwimming by gentaXY March 11, 2009

Quimp 

An expulsion of toxic air through the penis, i.e. a penis fart

Excuse me, that very small fart sound you heard came from my penis. I quimped.

Quimp by ricktrill November 1, 2019