qwumph

qwumph is a ladsy name for pussy

"man that guy is such a qwumph"

by cheeseyqwumph December 8, 2014

qwumpy

A mixture of menstrual blood and cum leaking from a vagina, and the smell it creates.

Do you smell that? I think Vanessa is qwumpy.

by Joseph R.S. August 2, 2006

Qumph

A Person Who Dodgily Hangs Out Outside Public Libraries And Wait For Girls To Dismount Thier Bike Seats, The Proceeds To Sniff The Newly Departed Seat.

"dude That Guy Over There Is Totally Sniffing That Girls Bikeseat..

..Man Jeff Is Such A Qumph

by Mister Dayle August 27, 2007