Quimple

An unfortunate. One of those odd people who seem to have very important conversations with no one.

Look at that crazy quimple!!

by Deej37 October 30, 2007

quimble

(n) variant of quim. Affectionate name for the female pudenda.

Your quimble makes me tremble with excitement!

by Ribs Wingart October 18, 2003

Quipple

The final curled end of a freshly dispensed soft serve ice cream, yogurt or other soft serve products. Refer to the Dairy Queen restaurant’s vanilla cone.

“Wow, that’s a perfect quipple on that ice cream cone!”

“The DQ Quipple”

by KyliePie June 22, 2019

quimbledon final

A competition between two men over one woman. Sometimes involves a dance/rap/badinage off.

Out in your local nightclub Guy A (Roddick) vs. Guy B (Tiger Tim)

A service constitutes initial approach to said clunge.

Return shows recognition of competition.

Badinage ensues and competitors rack up points employing such phrases as 'am goinna ride her ass like Zorro.'

15 is rewarded by a minge rub.
30 " " titty flash.
40 " " kiss.
Deuce " " 3 way kiss.
Advantage " " nipple lick.
Game " " oral.
Set " " penitration.
Match " " anal invasion.

Ejaculation with exclamation ' I am the quimbledon final champion'

by jojolechic June 9, 2009

Quimble

Any rock formation that looks like any body part.

Hey, look at that quimble over there! It looks like an ear!

by LolCrackers April 6, 2010

Quirple

A quirple is a rude, insulting, and often rhetorical question meant to offend or embarrass someone.

When he asked me if I ever brush my teeth, I was so mad I almost murdered him with my carrot sticks.

Preach it, Lindsay! No one should get away with a rude quirple like that.

by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company November 29, 2011

quimbledon

something that is extremely tight.

"you got a new car? thats quimbledon
right there."

by Gunchrote September 9, 2006