gentaXY's definitions

WWMMFI

Acronym: Where was my motherfucking invite?

Used to convey one's displeasure at being excluded from a social event.

B: "Yah, all my close friends and colleagues are invited to my wedding, trolololz".

S: "Wait, what? WWMMFI, you treacherous bastard?!"

by gentaXY June 19, 2016

Triforce

Verb: to sexually penetrate a female in all three principal orifices - vagina, mouth and anus.

"Dude, your new chick seems like a slut - you should triforce her."

by gentaXY July 10, 2014

Shamversation

Contraction of "sham conversation". Used to describe the practice of engaging someone in conversation without aiming to create a rapport or derive any meaningful information from the exchange. Shamversations are occasionally benign but can be of great strategic importance if executed effectively; examples are given below.

"Dude, why don't I engage her friend in a shamversation, then you can have a clear path to score a homerun"
~ as used tactically by a wingman.

"My fucking ex-girlfriend showed up a the club, so I grabbed the first hot chick I could find and started a shamversation."
~ used by a recently dumped guy to avoid social humiliation.

"This weird guy kept messaging me on Facebook, so I'm having a shamversation with him, in case he kills himself or something."
~ used to keep Internet weirdoes at bay.

by gentaXY May 25, 2009

NOTMACHER

A term used to describe any Ferrari F1 driver who is not Michael Schumacher. It is most commonly used to refer to Luca Badoer, as many people do not know his name or any other details about him (other than the fact he is a shit driver).

Since NOTMACHER conveys feelings of deep disappointment it may occasionally be used in general conversation to express this.

"I hope Schumacher's neck is better... fucking Notmacher is a bore to watch."

"Dude, I told you to get a bottle of DP not some cheap ass sparkling wine. Total notmacher..."

by gentaXY August 20, 2009

Phwn

Alternate spelling of "Phone". Derived from the 1337 verb "Pwn".

"I'll phwn you later."

by gentaXY February 9, 2009

Triforced

The sexual act of penetrating a female in all three principal orifices - vagina, mouth and anus.

"Dude, I triforced your mom last night."

by gentaXY July 10, 2014

Carpe Sluttem

Dog Latin play on the classic phrase Carpe Diem

Translates to "seize the sluts". The phrase is commonly used to express pleasure when an individual finds themselves in a club with a high percentage of seemingly promiscuous girls (sluts).

"Dude, you have to get laid tonight - carpe sluttem!"

by gentaXY August 9, 2009