Definitions by gentaXY

WWMMFI

Acronym: Where was my motherfucking invite?

Used to convey one's displeasure at being excluded from a social event.

B: "Yah, all my close friends and colleagues are invited to my wedding, trolololz".

S: "Wait, what? WWMMFI, you treacherous bastard?!"

WWMMFI by gentaXY July 26, 2016

WWMMFI

Acronym: Where was my motherfucking invite?

Used to convey one's displeasure at being excluded from a social event.

B: "Yah, all my close friends and colleagues are invited to my wedding, trolololz".

S: "Wait, what? WWMMFI, you treacherous bastard?!"

WWMMFI by gentaXY June 19, 2016

Triforced 

The sexual act of penetrating a female in all three principal orifices - vagina, mouth and anus.

"Dude, I triforced your mom last night."

Triforced by gentaXY July 10, 2014

Triforce 

Verb: to sexually penetrate a female in all three principal orifices - vagina, mouth and anus.

"Dude, your new chick seems like a slut - you should triforce her."

Triforce by gentaXY July 10, 2014

NOTMACHER 

A term used to describe any Ferrari F1 driver who is not Michael Schumacher. It is most commonly used to refer to Luca Badoer, as many people do not know his name or any other details about him (other than the fact he is a shit driver).

Since NOTMACHER conveys feelings of deep disappointment it may occasionally be used in general conversation to express this.

"I hope Schumacher's neck is better... fucking Notmacher is a bore to watch."

"Dude, I told you to get a bottle of DP not some cheap ass sparkling wine. Total notmacher..."

NOTMACHER by gentaXY August 20, 2009

Reboard 

A portmanteau of retard and keyboard, this term is used to describe moments where an individual has made grave errors in the SPAG of a typed sentence. Reboards can consist of simple typos such as teh, but can be far worse due to intoxication, sleep deprivation or general stupidity.

Reboard can also be used as a noun to describe a keyboard with poor design.

"Man, how did I misspell that?! I'm having a total reboard night!"

"Haha yeah, the MS Natural thing is a total reboard"

Reboard by gentaXY August 20, 2009

Carpe Sluttem 

Dog Latin play on the classic phrase Carpe Diem

Translates to "seize the sluts". The phrase is commonly used to express pleasure when an individual finds themselves in a club with a high percentage of seemingly promiscuous girls (sluts).

"Dude, you have to get laid tonight - carpe sluttem!"

Carpe Sluttem by gentaXY August 9, 2009