Carpe Sluttem

Dog Latin play on the classic phrase Carpe Diem

Translates to "seize the sluts". The phrase is commonly used to express pleasure when an individual finds themselves in a club with a high percentage of seemingly promiscuous girls (sluts).
"Dude, you have to get laid tonight - carpe sluttem!"
by gentaXY August 09, 2009
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Triforce

Verb: to sexually penetrate a female in all three principal orifices - vagina, mouth and anus.
"Dude, your new chick seems like a slut - you should triforce her."
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WWMMFI

Acronym: Where was my motherfucking invite?

Used to convey one's displeasure at being excluded from a social event.
B: "Yah, all my close friends and colleagues are invited to my wedding, trolololz".

S: "Wait, what? WWMMFI, you treacherous bastard?!"
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SPAG

"His SPAG is atrocious."
by gentaXY February 11, 2009
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Reboard

A portmanteau of retard and keyboard, this term is used to describe moments where an individual has made grave errors in the SPAG of a typed sentence. Reboards can consist of simple typos such as teh, but can be far worse due to intoxication, sleep deprivation or general stupidity.

Reboard can also be used as a noun to describe a keyboard with poor design.
"Man, how did I misspell that?! I'm having a total reboard night!"

"Haha yeah, the MS Natural thing is a total reboard"
by gentaXY August 20, 2009
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Rugbum

Contraction of "Rugby bummer" - used to describe a less evolved sub-sect of the Homo Sapiens species. Behavioural patterns are typified by highly homoerotic tendencies acted out within an organised sporting environment (most commonly Rugby in the UK). Paradoxically, this type of individual tends to attract affluent and intelligent females - possibly owing to their grotesque steroid-fuelled physique.
"I tried to chat up that chick, but her rugbum boyfriend intercepted me."
by gentaXY February 10, 2009
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Qwimming

Verb or Adjective; A portmanteau of quim and swimming, to denote a situation where one is "swimming in quim" i.e. surrounded by attractive females.
"Man, this club is totally qwimming."

"I was qwimming through the club for half an hour before I found the bar!"
by gentaXY March 11, 2009
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