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Quampsack
Quampsack by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022
quipster
1. A queer hipster; putting the word queer and hipster together.
2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.
2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.
The quipster took off his fedora, grabbed his Polaroid camera, and took an angled photo of a tree while listening to his iPod playing a band you've probably never heard of.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.
Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?
Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.
Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?
quipster by Chelicopter June 9, 2011
Quimpong
oh dear your mother has quimpong
Quimp
Person A: financial firms actually contribute immense value to society by improving the efficiency of our markets
Person B: stfu quimp
Person B: stfu quimp
Quimp by not a quimp June 29, 2022
Quimshank
Word used to describe the male genitalia.
Derived from the work quim; meaning the female genitalia, and shank; meaning an implement used to penetrate usually referring to a crudely made knife.
Derived from the work quim; meaning the female genitalia, and shank; meaning an implement used to penetrate usually referring to a crudely made knife.
Quimmsical
An adjective describing a boy, usually one with deshelveld hair and naughty intentions whom is both 'whimsical' and 'quizzical' at the same time. Facial expression will give it away.
Quimmsical by birdgirl09 June 12, 2011
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