quimps 

breasts

look at those quimps

quimps by davoud July 25, 2003

Quampsack 

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.

Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.

Quampsack by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022

quipster 

1. A queer hipster; putting the word queer and hipster together.

2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.

The quipster took off his fedora, grabbed his Polaroid camera, and took an angled photo of a tree while listening to his iPod playing a band you've probably never heard of.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.

Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?

quipster by Chelicopter June 9, 2011

Quimpong 

when the Vagina secretes a 'pong' or smell which is not too pleasant

oh dear your mother has quimpong

Quimpong by Al Mo February 4, 2007

Quimp 

Short for “quant simp”; a pejorative term for individuals pursuing soul-sucking finance careers.

Person A: financial firms actually contribute immense value to society by improving the efficiency of our markets

Person B: stfu quimp

Quimp by not a quimp June 29, 2022

Quimshank 

Word used to describe the male genitalia.

Derived from the work quim; meaning the female genitalia, and shank; meaning an implement used to penetrate usually referring to a crudely made knife.

"Oi you biblical quimshank stop dipping your cock in my orange juice" said Paddy

"Shut up! You like it you jebbend" said Tom

Quimshank by newnsy March 6, 2012

Quimmsical

An adjective describing a boy, usually one with deshelveld hair and naughty intentions whom is both 'whimsical' and 'quizzical' at the same time. Facial expression will give it away.

Well, sir you're looking rather quimmsical in that photograph.

Quimmsical by birdgirl09 June 12, 2011