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a womens vagina/pussy/cunt.
another word to tell people to stop bieng a knob
someone e.g. a friend is moaning you tell them 'shut up you 'qwim'
qwim by daniuk06 October 25, 2006
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White, sticky substance seen sticking to both lips of the vagina as a dirty, nasty female spreads her legs.
Damn, you need to go wash, that nasty-ass qwim out of your smelly pussy!
qwim by Ray Cope August 6, 2006
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A slang word for a person of unknown sexual orientation.

Or a good word to call someone who annoys you to confuse them - cos they won't know what it means.
"My flatmate is a right qwim"

or

"You might be cleverer than me, richer, funnier and better looking but at least i am not a qwim"
qwim by My name January 4, 2004
Someone who farts in the bathtub and then attempts to bite the bubble.
"Hey get outta here you f'n qwimp."
qwimp by AndrewOrlando February 1, 2006

Qwimming 

Verb or Adjective; A portmanteau of quim and swimming, to denote a situation where one is "swimming in quim" i.e. surrounded by attractive females.
"Man, this club is totally qwimming."

"I was qwimming through the club for half an hour before I found the bar!"
Qwimming by gentaXY March 11, 2009
A qwimbly may be described as a course pubic hair. More specifically a European mountain goats course pubic hair. The word was originally derived from the ancient language of the Germanic tribes and has since been sparsely used.
Wow look at this huge qwimbly in my soup!
Qwimbly by Alberto Pache January 6, 2010

Qwimston 

Garbage minecraft player who plays on servers like Hive and is shit on potpvp doesn't have knowledge and talks shit when somebody rails him. Doesn't play on PotPvP servers on mcpe because he gets walked by noobs there. He cheats secretly and bypasses ss.
Qwimston best moron
Qwimston by ultraman69 October 5, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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