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Someone who farts in the bathtub and then attempts to bite the bubble.

"Hey get outta here you f'n qwimp."

qwimp by AndrewOrlando February 1, 2006

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Qwimp

When your eating something good.
Something good.

I’m Qwimping on a slice of pizza.
I’m Qwimping right now.
You don’t Qwimp.
That’s so Qwimp.

Qwimp by The Diimm November 27, 2020

Related Words

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qwumph

qwumph is a ladsy name for pussy

"man that guy is such a qwumph"

qwumph by cheeseyqwumph December 8, 2014

Quimpong

when the Vagina secretes a 'pong' or smell which is not too pleasant

oh dear your mother has quimpong

Quimpong by Al Mo February 4, 2007

Quimp

Short for “quant simp”; a pejorative term for individuals pursuing soul-sucking finance careers.

Person A: financial firms actually contribute immense value to society by improving the efficiency of our markets

Person B: stfu quimp

Quimp by not a quimp June 29, 2022

Qwimming

Verb or Adjective; A portmanteau of quim and swimming, to denote a situation where one is "swimming in quim" i.e. surrounded by attractive females.

"Man, this club is totally qwimming."

"I was qwimming through the club for half an hour before I found the bar!"

Qwimming by gentaXY March 11, 2009

Quimp

An expulsion of toxic air through the penis, i.e. a penis fart

Excuse me, that very small fart sound you heard came from my penis. I quimped.

Quimp by ricktrill November 1, 2019

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026