Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.
ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.
ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.
by localsharkboy October 1, 2016
When you're fingering/fisting your girlfriend so many times or for so long that the skin on your hands becomes pruned from the juices, as if you were in a hot tub for too long.
Person 1: Damn, I had my hands in her for so long they got pruny!
Person 2: Dude, you've got pussy hands!
Person 2: Dude, you've got pussy hands!
by that guy with the camaro October 26, 2009
by C BJ S May 1, 2008
Hand pussy is a male that cannot get the real thing so stimulates himself using his two hands, putting them into a fasion of a pussy. Then fucks it vigorously.
by KILLKEV February 18, 2005
When playing Call of Duty - Warzone, a team based FPS, it's obvious that to achieve the best results you must stay with your team. Often times, there is usually one individual on the team, a wildcard, that decides they don't want to stay with the team and goes off by themselves. Once they enter a 1v4 situation and die, they often experience extreme rage. In response to this emotional rage, you may hear a response such as "fucking rat pussies". This anger is elevated when the enemy squad of 4 is together, like the game was intended to be played. With the anger rapidly increasing inside of this persons mind, body, and spirit, a second and highest level of rage may occur in which the verbal response may sound something like, fucking rat pussies holding hands". After the initial onset of rage, this is generally followed by the person "rage quitting" or screaming to his squad, "back out". Often times this is followed up with "this game sucks" or "I'm so done with this game". The reality is they never are truly done with this game and we will generally see them the following day. They come back for more pain, they feed on the emotional rage.
Oh my god, these fucking rat pussies. Look at them, they are holding hands. Fucking rat pussies holding hands. I'm so done with this piece of shit game, I'm so done, fuck this, back out boys, back out.
by 1v1meupussay September 1, 2022
a game where you think of terms with "hand" in them such as "hand-eye coordination" that are hilarious when "hand" and "pussy" are synonymous, created when I decided that the words "hand" and "pussy" should be interchangeable
hand eye coordination, hand warmers, hand grenade, lend me a hand, with one hand behind my back, handshake/shake hands
by euphemism April 10, 2005
Drake S: Hey Isaac, heard you’ve been getting lots of pussy lately?
Isaac B: yeah, about to run out of lotion from all this hand pussy.
Isaac B: yeah, about to run out of lotion from all this hand pussy.
by Donnie Drakko August 4, 2022