*sees a fatass wearing tight clothing*

"*Shiver* That should be illegal"

When l got back from Vegas my bank said my account was overdrawn. That's illegal!

person 1: i just robbed wal-mart.
person 2: that's illegal.
person 1: what's that?
person 2: it means 'not legal'.
person 1: oh, i see.

Jake's reverse mullet is entirely illegal.

every thing fun is illegal, any more need to be said.

In Memphis, Tennessee, it was once illegal for frogs to croak after 11:00 P.M.

Great idea mr howard on introducing those new laws , i really like the gun control, terrorism laws, rioting laws and workplace laws, now the australian people have no weapons, they are survallianced, they cannot riot over it and have shit workplace conditions, there modern day slaves.
Thanks , i learnt these skills from the illegal bush administration