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squeezing 

the action of denying someone after they have denied you
Doug is totally squeezing Lindsey after she got dumped.
squeezing by ohemmi February 25, 2009

Squeezing 

To bust a nut.
She rubbed it just right I started squeezing

Squeezing toothpaste 

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.
That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

squeezing a dwarf 

taking a poop
So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

squeezing the ketchup 

"Bro don't disturb I'm squeezing the ketchup!"

Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.
Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here
Squeezing the puck by Clm3434 June 4, 2018
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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