7 definitions by Jalapeño

buenista

Spanish word used to describe people who are very utopical and will always state to have the "perfect and non-violent solution" to difficult problems. It comes from the word "bueno" which in Spanish means "good".

- So, what do you think about the refugee crisis?
- That we should definetly open our borders and live in coexistance with them while we all travel in our unicorns in this large world of ours.
- Wow, you are so buenista!

by Jalapeño October 12, 2017

tuitstar

User of Twitter with a large affluence of followers, usually posting exceedingly funny and/or mainstream content (often leading to cringey results)

This politician will not stop posting cringey politicized memes, and they are getting retweeted a lot. He seems to be the new tuitstar.

by Jalapeño October 12, 2017

Facha

Used in Spanish politics as an insult to describe individuals with non-leftist political beliefs

- You see that guy over there? He does not support the seizure of the means of production.
- OMG, what a facha!

by Jalapeño October 12, 2017

vasco falso

Words used to describe people who say to be Basque but in reality share few similarities with them (usually only ancestry.)

- Yes, I'm Basque.
- Do you like pintxos?
- What's that?
- Wow. you are a vasco falso.

by Jalapeño October 12, 2017

Lepe

Name of a city located in the province of Huelva (Spain). A popular belief exists in Spain that says that the inhabitants of this city are extremely stupid, and this city is usually quoted in Spanish "jokes about stupids"

- So, a man from Lepe comes into a bar and says "do you have frog legs?" and he answers back "we do, sir" and the man from Lepe then says "then hop your way into the kitchen and bring me a steak, please".
- Hahaha!

by Jalapeño October 12, 2017

Social-communism

Ideology systematically developed by Spanish politicians Pedro Sánchez and Pablo Iglesias involving a synthesis of socialism, communism, and separatism. Other unique elements of the ideology include a fondness for taxpayer-funded private airplane rides and ostentatious housing (often referred to by the more convenient name of "ponytail's crib").

- Will you be voting for Pedro Sánchez next elections?
- No, I refuse to support social-communism.

by Jalapeño October 22, 2020

Based Department

A term used to signify that a given individual is exceptionally based, generally in the form of an allusion implying that the person in question would be best hired by a potential department composed of equally based employees.

- I'm a blue cheese enthusiast.
- Hello, Based Department?

by Jalapeño October 22, 2020