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A combination of being both high and tired.
Dude 1: "Dude, I waked and baked, and I also hired yesterday."
Dude 2: "Kewl."
by spencer hardwood February 23, 2008
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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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To be high and tired at the same time.
"I'm mad hired son!"
"I'm hired dude."
by No1_Hater March 18, 2008
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A covert combination of the words 'high' and 'tired', for use around mixed company.
Guy #1: Hey man, I got hired yesterday and passed out in my neighbor's hedge.
Guy #2: I don't see how getting hired had anything to do with passing ou- OH, gotcha.
by Doug the Shrug August 01, 2010
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Hungry and tired....
If you're hungry and're need to get hired so get a fucking job... you hippy
by Hyper_active_hippy October 20, 2017
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