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One who more times then not goes about life unknowingly upsetting normal folk by acting like a hipster, tool, or anyone acting in a disingenuine way. Puneros often show up in the worst possible time in the worst possible places and beg to be bashed. You often describe puneros as someone who is never invited but always shows up at your house and plans on staying and drinking and eating your thinks all the while discussing in loud full lenght detail how your opinions are wrong and his are right. A punero can only be male. Some way of ridding yourself or place of puneros would be to purchase the punerobasher 4000. This is a full proof way of eliminating the problem. Puneros are the guy you feel bad bashing his head in but you know it is for the good of society and your own sanity. Puneros is a term contrived by Ted and Gabe used to arrouse or discribe a specific feeling towards persons they do not like.
" Like sand in your bathing suit, Punero at your party!"
punero by tjfive000 January 10, 2008
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puñetón 

A very gay gay dude . Used by Pamela chup.
Me vale verga puñetón me vale verga todo pendejo .

Damn dude you’re such a puñetón for that .
puñetón by Kitty_gurl55 April 26, 2020
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Puberoni 

The hairs found on the toilet where the seat ends at the crotch area.
"David, there's way too much puberoni on the toilet seat. You need to stop your shaving pubes over the toilet."
Puberoni by fatcheeks10 February 11, 2018
A female boner. Punani (vagina) boner. When the female genitals, specifically the clitoris becomes aroused and hardens like a males penis.
"My boyfriend and I were making out and I got a puner."
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A punroid is a term used to say vagina or pussy. Country of origin; America. The term is derived from the Greek word- kólpos. meaning Vagina.
DUDE! did you get to see the ol' punroid last night?" "OH YES! I made her wet the bed with that punroid, best I've ever had.
Punroid by ohyeahpunroidyeah July 6, 2011

harry pinero

HP like the sauce. Cmon man. Subscribe to Harry Pinero on Youtube.....or your breath stinks.
Yo man when will Harry Pinero post? His schedule been slacking
harry pinero by bigbunda69 August 26, 2021
Puerto Rican slang for a gentlemen’s club or “strip club”.
“..Tirando dinero adentro’l putero..”

-Bad Bunny, Latin Trap Artist
putero by lysbelle March 4, 2018
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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