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Puñeton 

That one awkward (dumbass) friend in your group. One who falls for online scams and gets taken advantage of consistently. Girls have him listed as "free lunch" under contacts in their phones and will never leave the friend zone. Usually grow up to be 40 year old pokemon players addicted to tiktok and preffers pokemon over pussy anyday. A person who gets in fights over Yugi Oh Cards.
Did you see that josh updated his status to entrepreneur on facebook?

Relax he's a puñeton and sells herbalife from his trunk.
Puñeton by Tinman956 June 17, 2020

ponetone 

Big dick hard working loveable badass but heart of gold
That guy is definitely a ponetone
ponetone by Redneckbuck April 19, 2022
A weak and diminutive person of minion stature
Hey you puniton show me your power
puniton by Serge June 4, 2023
A weak and diminutive person of minion stature
Hey you puniton show me your power
puniton by Serge June 4, 2023
A man of impeccable stoic integrity, questionable friends, a loyal homie, a real one and a walking W that can and will succeed in life. Can sometimes be hotheaded and other times extremely chill.
"Pineton isn't pulling up to the function."

"Cancel it, we'll do it some other time."

The Panetonne 

The Panetonne is a sexual act which can only be done at Christmas time. It is when you tell your partner/lover to sit and close their eyes, as you get their Christmas present. As they are waiting you cum on there face
My boyfriend surprised me on Christmas morning by giving me The Panetonne
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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