That one awkward (dumbass) friend in your group. One who falls for online scams and gets taken advantage of consistently. Girls have him listed as "free lunch" under contacts in their phones and will never leave the friend zone. Usually grow up to be 40 year old pokemon players addicted to tiktok and preffers pokemon over pussy anyday. A person who gets in fights over Yugi Oh Cards.
Did you see that josh updated his status to entrepreneur on facebook?
Relax he's a puñeton and sells herbalife from his trunk.
A man of impeccable stoic integrity, questionable friends, a loyal homie, a real one and a walking W that can and will succeed in life. Can sometimes be hotheaded and other times extremely chill.
The Panetonne is a sexual act which can only be done at Christmas time. It is when you tell your partner/lover to sit and close their eyes, as you get their Christmas present. As they are waiting you cum on there face
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.