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One who hates elves with a passion and goes about ridding them with a diabolical vengence
The great elven horde was beaten back when the Puners infested their home tree with termites
by strpuner January 31, 2011
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A female boner. Punani (vagina) boner. When the female genitals, specifically the clitoris becomes aroused and hardens like a males penis.
"My boyfriend and I were making out and I got a puner."
by Doctor Puner March 02, 2014
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A puny person. Child. Rugrat.
We took our puner to the zoo and he laughed at the monkeys.
by studke September 14, 2003
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This is what is commonly known as a light weight. Someone that can not handle the normal rigours that any self respecting man or woman would like to think they can.
A Puner is someone who can not handle their beer

A Puner is someone that wants to go home becasue it's cold outside or is spitting with rain

A Puner is someone who won't jump when others will!
by Busby (The core) September 30, 2009
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1. Someone who uses any excuse to eat at any time. Normally seen with a packet of chips or something else of small edible stature just about anywhere.

2. Some one who managed to discover another meal between breakfast and brunch and then one between brunch and lunch. They must eat at these times otherwise they would suffer to lose weight and become a good healthy weight.
1."Look its Puner and his bloody packet of chips."

2."I'll just duck home now its almost Pre-brunch time."this example only applies to the hours between and not including 8:00am and 10:00am. Just change Pre-brunch to Post-brunch between the hours of 10:30am to 11:30am


Scientifc name Puniferius langthenidisous
by I wanna C-U-P January 10, 2006
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