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(noun) the short form of "hippo"
(adjective) stupid; ridiculous
"This hp has a big mouth." or "My computer is lagging again, it's so hp."
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Jan 23 Word of the Day
Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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HP is an abbreviation for the following:

-Harry Potter (popular book should know that)
-Hit Points (like in an RPG)
-Hewlett Packard (Computer Brand)
by Cherushi November 09, 2003
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Bay View-Hunter's Point is a district of San Francisco. When the Navy closed the Shipyard, the site of the first dry-dock on the West Coast, it also cut the jobs that came with it and the reason that so many people moved to the area from the South. As jobs left, crime rose, and now this is one of the worst neighborhood of the city. Although it is turning around slowly and people who live there say it's not as bad as it was 10 years ago. New apartments are being built and MUNI (public transport) service being extended. The area is far from posh, but is one of the few place in the city where you could buy a house for under a million dollars.
"Nuke 'em in tha heart of HP," Where yo playas club at foo?
by O.G. Chinaman April 17, 2004
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House party

There's a video chat app called house party that people can go on with up to eight chatters.
"Hey, wanna hp later?"
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by Krystal waters April 20, 2017
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Half-Pound of Weed/Marijuana.

Half-Pound = 8 ounces
4 ounces = QP or quarter pound
1 ounce = 8 eigths
1 eigth = 3.5 grams.
How much u got in that brick there, son?

Well sir, I believe it to be about an HP, but we haven't broken it up yet and were about to scrape it for keef. We'll get back to you on that one later G.
by MIL specialist March 05, 2004
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