poonslap 

To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.

Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!

poonslap by sembms June 15, 2011

poopslap 

1. (n) An exclamatory term used to used to express discontent or anger.

2. (v) To slap one in the face with fecal matter.

Tom: You have AIDS.
Jim: Poopslap!

poopslap by Nugd00der February 24, 2011

poonscape 

The view one has from between the thighs of a female human. Poonscapes can be beautiful, when well maintained, much like an unspoiled moonscape, or with lack of maintenance can be quite disturbing much like finding corn under the foreskin of your uncircumcised penis the morning after having drunken anal sex.

After munching happily until Samantha reached her 4th climax, Charles gazed with a sense of awe and accomplishment at the poonscape he was about to conquer by planting his flag inside.

poonscape by EdmontonBoy July 7, 2010

poonslapper 

The one committing an act of poonslap.

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!

poonslapper by sembms June 15, 2011

poon slap

the act of pulling out a semi hard dong out of a vagina and then slapping the girl in the side of the face with your sloppy dong.

"Hey, you suck at doing my dong!! Its time for a poon slap biatch"

Bitch isn't performing.
Time for a poon slap.

poon slap by Diggity Doctor May 30, 2007

poonflap 

When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.

Check out the poon flap on roseanne.

poonflap by matt March 28, 2003

Poonslayer 

1)One who slays poon, or engages in the act of rough sex. The verb form is "to poonslay."

2)An exclamitory remark made in celebration, usually whilst playing a videogame.

"That guys such a poonslayer. I should get as much poon as him."
"Yeah, except you're a pussy, so no."

"POONSLAYER!" (blows something up electronically.)

Poonslayer by studstudstudder March 10, 2008