pooslap
my hoe told me she wanted me to quit pimping her out to all my uncles, and neighbors, so i pooslapped the bitch, shouted "YOU BEST RECONIZE!"... she got the message
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Pooscapades
Man 1: Remember that time I had gastric flu and I exploded all over my cruise ship cabin toilet?!
Man 2: I do. Now back to work...enough of these shitty pooscapades.
Man 2: I do. Now back to work...enough of these shitty pooscapades.
Pooscapades by Supermoo19 December 18, 2011
poonslapper
poonslapper by sembms June 15, 2011
poonslap
To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.
Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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