pooslap

a forcefull back hand slap similar to the pimpslap, except you hand is covered in ass crack clay.

my hoe told me she wanted me to quit pimping her out to all my uncles, and neighbors, so i pooslapped the bitch, shouted "YOU BEST RECONIZE!"... she got the message

by bizz March 5, 2004

poopslap

1. (n) An exclamatory term used to used to express discontent or anger.

2. (v) To slap one in the face with fecal matter.

Tom: You have AIDS.
Jim: Poopslap!

by Nugd00der February 24, 2011

Pooscapades

Anecdotes and jokes surrounding all things faecal.

Man 1: Remember that time I had gastric flu and I exploded all over my cruise ship cabin toilet?!

Man 2: I do. Now back to work...enough of these shitty pooscapades.

by Supermoo19 December 18, 2011

poonslapper

The one committing an act of poonslap.

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!

by sembms June 15, 2011

poonslap

To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.

Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!

by sembms June 15, 2011

Poopslap

When you take a shit and it is so long that it bottoms out the bowl and falls over, causing a slapping noise on the water.

Damn! Did you hear that massive poopslap?

by truckman1966 January 16, 2009

Poo slap

Standing by a toilet, then doing a poo and slap that poo into the bowl of the toilet with a hand

Time to do a Poo Slap

by kev2480 October 12, 2010