flap

A fat ass nap that hits different

“Bro, I just took a fat flap.”
“Just flapped.”
“I’m bout to take me a flap.”

by doggydoggsaladstew August 24, 2019

flap

Either or complete set of well-used pussy lips

Dude, your sister is dancing at the local strip bar - we can go see her flap for a buck!

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

flap

A half a gram of cocaine, which usualy sells for 30 dollars.

"hey man can get a flap of caine off you?"

by Chris April 14, 2005

flap

labia or failure... you decide

1. She had no knickers on and you could see her flaps

2. Sorry I didn't come out with you guys last night... I flapped it!!

by 123x May 11, 2011

flap

to clap with your stomach flaps

omg that movie was so good at the end of the film everyone in the cinema flapped

by peepeepoopoomeeeeee March 22, 2021

flap

After looking at manky things on your computer, you get up and jump about whilst flapping your hands by your side. While your neighbours watch you in a confuzzled way.

Blondie - Omg the guy across the road from me is flapping! Only twatty people like him would flap.

Rawkitup - Omg he is such a sad loner.

Blondie - He has a mullet. Enough said.

by Blondie and Rawkitup June 10, 2005

flap

To masturbate with foreskin, similar to fap, but specifically for an uncircumsized penis.

I'm not circumsized, so I flap instead of fapping.

by PBAsydney April 26, 2009