Poonswap

1. Somebody who is always criticizing and hating on you. A "hater".

2. Somebody who tries to make you look like an idiot.

1. "What the fuck are you wearing"
"Shut up you Poonswap"

2. "Yo, you should start playing Desiigner at your parties!!"
"Fuck no, you Poonswap!"

Poonswap by Migamortis September 18, 2016

Poonswap

1. Somebody who is always criticizing and hating on you. A "hater".

2. Somebody who tries to make you look like an idiot.

1. "What the fuck are you wearing"
"Shut up you Poonswap"

2. "Yo, you should start playing Desiigner at your parties!!"
"Fuck no, you Poonswap!"

Poonswap by Migamortis September 18, 2016

Poonswap

1. Somebody who is always criticizing and hating on you. A "hater".

2. Somebody who tries to make you look like an idiot.

1. "What the fuck are you wearing"
"Shut up you Poonswap"

2. "Yo, you should start playing Desiigner at your parties!!"
"Fuck no, you Poonswap!"

Poonswap by Migamortis September 18, 2016

poonscape 

The view one has from between the thighs of a female human. Poonscapes can be beautiful, when well maintained, much like an unspoiled moonscape, or with lack of maintenance can be quite disturbing much like finding corn under the foreskin of your uncircumcised penis the morning after having drunken anal sex.

After munching happily until Samantha reached her 4th climax, Charles gazed with a sense of awe and accomplishment at the poonscape he was about to conquer by planting his flag inside.

poonscape by EdmontonBoy July 7, 2010

poonswaggle 

To get swindled out of getting some poon. Like getting cock blocked.

That guy is such a poonswaggler.
dude, I just got poonswaggled.

poonswaggle by Alla Rackball October 3, 2008

poonslapper 

The one committing an act of poonslap.

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!

poonslapper by sembms June 15, 2011

poonslap 

To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.

Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!

poonslap by sembms June 15, 2011