Definitions by sembms

poonslap 

To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.

Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!

poonslap by sembms June 15, 2011

poonslapper 

The one committing an act of poonslap.

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!

poonslapper by sembms June 15, 2011

poonsmash 

An EPIC act of poonslap in which the poonslapper finds no obstacles or failure in the act of poonslapping.

Wow Mac, that poonslap was more like a poonsmash! You nailed that shit!

poonsmash by sembms June 15, 2011