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The act of letting a log sit in the toilet long enough, so that when someone goes to flush it, it explodes into a crap hurricane, and releases a foul odour.

When you are planning to visit someone's home. Hold your bowels for as long as possible to form the largest log you can. When you get to the house, pick a good time to shiftily slip into the bathroom and lay it out. Don't flush the toilet! Try to keep people away from the toilet all night so the turd has time to sit. If it sits long enough, when someone finally goes to flush it, it will explode into a crap hurricane and release a foul odour.
He is planting, She likes planting, planting makes me happy
by BEWARE OF SHAWN March 04, 2009
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Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK 🧍 🧍 ♀️.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know 😫"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight 🧍 "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
by Doja's simp April 09, 2021
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When you plant yourself face first into the ground with your ass up in the air, arms flat on the ground. Looks like you just ''don't a fuck, and you gave up on life''. More common among drunken douche bags which could count as a new meme, or faith hilling.

This can be applied on the grass after you missed a football catch from a friend.
Middle of the road or street (Don't do that you idiot).
On top of a car.
On top of a fat chick sleeping.
After being rejected by a bitch.
At the gym in front of a muscle dummy.
After realizing, banging that fat chick wasn't a good idea.
After any type of failure, and you just give up.
booty in the air face to the groundPlanting, like you're planting yourself into the ground the way racoome is when Goku,(from Dragon Ball Z) elbows the fuck out of him causing him to collapse
by thatdouchebagyouknow May 28, 2012
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Running with great force and jumping against an elevated flat surface while horizontal.
by _Johnny-boy July 30, 2011
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The act of making a sexual impression on someone so you can hit them up later down the road.

Related to "planting a seed"
"Aaron stop trying to hit on Roni we have to go" -Jules
"Can't you see I was planting over there?! Whatever, at least she'll be ready for it next time I see her" -Aaron
by Snaplatts February 20, 2018
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When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.
John had a sore jaw from the planting that had taken place last night.
by kolkolkol January 05, 2012
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The unwillingness of sections of hair to remain in a bun hairstyle. Results in strands of hair sticking straight up in relation to the head resembling blades of grass.
Girl 1: "Hey, did you see her hair?"
Girl 2: "Oh my god yes, she was totally planting."
by Officer K October 29, 2017
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