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poonflap 

When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.
Check out the poon flap on roseanne.
poonflap by matt March 28, 2003
Words you can keep

poonflap 

just look at your mom's snatch... you'll know...
Oh my fucking christ, your mom has some gnarly poonflaps.
poonflap by fat fucking penis March 21, 2003

Untapped Poonflap 

An untapped poonflap is a pristine e-girl vagina. Specifically one that has voluptuous lips.
Gee: Yo did you ever get nudes from that e-girl everyone thinks is hot?
Ugi: Ya dude she sent it. That’s one radical untapped poonflap
Untapped Poonflap by AnyPepegas? January 9, 2020

Untapped Poonflap 

A pristine e-girl vagina. Especially one that has voluptuous lips.
Gee: Yo did you ever get a cooter pic from that one girl?
Ugi: Yo I didn’t just receive SOME cooter pic bro. I received a pic of an untapped poonflap
Gee: Oh shit..
Untapped Poonflap by AnyPepegas? January 9, 2020

poonslapper 

The one committing an act of poonslap.
Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!
poonslapper by sembms June 15, 2011

poonslap 

To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.
Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!
poonslap by sembms June 15, 2011

Poonflam 

Mold growing around or inside a vagina, usually green and slimy
"I was about to sleep with some bird last night but when I got down to business I discovered vast amounts of poonflam."
Poonflam by jamesinbloom November 11, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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