poonflap

When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.

Check out the poon flap on roseanne.

by matt March 28, 2003

poonflap

just look at your mom's snatch... you'll know...

Oh my fucking christ, your mom has some gnarly poonflaps.

by fat fucking penis March 21, 2003

Untapped Poonflap

An untapped poonflap is a pristine e-girl vagina. Specifically one that has voluptuous lips.

Gee: Yo did you ever get nudes from that e-girl everyone thinks is hot?
Ugi: Ya dude she sent it. That’s one radical untapped poonflap

by AnyPepegas? January 9, 2020

Untapped Poonflap

A pristine e-girl vagina. Especially one that has voluptuous lips.

Gee: Yo did you ever get a cooter pic from that one girl?
Ugi: Yo I didn’t just receive SOME cooter pic bro. I received a pic of an untapped poonflap
Gee: Oh shit..

by AnyPepegas? January 9, 2020

poonslapper

The one committing an act of poonslap.

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!

by sembms June 15, 2011

poonslap

To poonslap is to participate in the act of courting, wooing, seducing, or otherwise inciting the interest of someone of the opposite sex; also known as poonslapping. Eventually it should lead the so-called "poonslapper" to get laid.

Dude, E-Tom is such a fucking poonslapper!
Did you read that IM conversation? Bro, that was an epic poonslap!

by sembms June 15, 2011

Poonflam

Mold growing around or inside a vagina, usually green and slimy

"I was about to sleep with some bird last night but when I got down to business I discovered vast amounts of poonflam."

by jamesinbloom November 11, 2013