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A males penis, also can be used to show a very annoying male
Example #1 When Janie asked russell to fuck for a second time he said sorry baby my sausage is overcooked and dilapidated

Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass
by Cosmo August 03, 2003
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A common cylindric part of meat made from delicious gory animal parts. The human beings usually eat it in order to gain multiple kilojoules, but instead of that, some weirdos smoke it for their personal pleasure.
I've got to smoke my daily sausage, does anyone have a lighter or something...?
by Slutlerandojob November 14, 2005
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The penis.
Dad: Okay, I made some tang and sausage for breakfast today. Sister: Whoa, sausage and tang, isn't that kind of ironic? Hehehe. Dad: What? I don't get it. Sister: Ha, nevermind dad. Dad: Oh, Tatiana come sit down for breakfast. Me: Sorry dad I can't. Sort of in a hurry. Dad: Okay well then just take some sausage and go then. Me: =) Man, if I had a dime for everytime a man has said that to me. Sister and I: LOL Dad: Why are you laughing? Growing girls need sausage.
by Just some rocker chick May 02, 2010
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1) Frequents the gym seven days a week. Sometimes does double sessions.
2) Candidates are usually males between 20-40 years old.
3) Often can be seen with a protein shake, muscle milk or other similar products.
4) Typically follows their visit to the gym with a 15-20 minute session in the booth at the neighboring tanning salon.
5) Generally reunites with his sausage friends at the night club later than evening draped in True Religion jeans and an Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt.
6) A woman's nightmare.
Melissa: Are you going out with that guy from the gym on Saturday? What was his name again? Brutis?

Allison: Are you kidding me? That guy is such a fucking sausage. He was nibbling on a protein bar last time I was blowing him.
by DJ THOMPSON - KING OF KINGSTON February 03, 2009
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The act of misleading someone to believe in something when in actual fact it does not exist!
guy1: look over their your mums got her tits out!
guy2: where?
guy1: sausage!!
by a freind of yer maw November 26, 2010
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A word shouted at someone when playing a very annoying game.

The game is to set someone up to quickly correct you on something very obvious.

It generally starts a wave of Sausage!! attempts, and can be very rewarding when you catch someone out.
Example 1 -

Geoffrey: Urban Thesaurus is such a funny website

Alan: It's Urban Dictionary (duh!)

Geoffrey: SAUSAGE!!!

Example 2 -

Geoffrey: I would love to, but I don't know how to drive manual

Alan: It's Automatic

Geoffrey: SAUSAGE!!!
by jamjarjamjar June 29, 2011
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