Example #1 When Janie asked russell to fuck for a second time he said sorry baby my sausage is overcooked and dilapidated
Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass
Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass
by Cosmo August 03, 2003
A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giulianiโs face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trumpโs clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
A common cylindric part of meat made from delicious gory animal parts. The human beings usually eat it in order to gain multiple kilojoules, but instead of that, some weirdos smoke it for their personal pleasure.
by Slutlerandojob November 14, 2005
The penis.
Dad: Okay, I made some tang and sausage for breakfast today. Sister: Whoa, sausage and tang, isn't that kind of ironic? Hehehe. Dad: What? I don't get it. Sister: Ha, nevermind dad. Dad: Oh, Tatiana come sit down for breakfast. Me: Sorry dad I can't. Sort of in a hurry. Dad: Okay well then just take some sausage and go then. Me: =) Man, if I had a dime for everytime a man has said that to me. Sister and I: LOL Dad: Why are you laughing? Growing girls need sausage.
by Just some rocker chick May 02, 2010
1) Frequents the gym seven days a week. Sometimes does double sessions.
2) Candidates are usually males between 20-40 years old.
3) Often can be seen with a protein shake, muscle milk or other similar products.
4) Typically follows their visit to the gym with a 15-20 minute session in the booth at the neighboring tanning salon.
5) Generally reunites with his sausage friends at the night club later than evening draped in True Religion jeans and an Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt.
6) A woman's nightmare.
2) Candidates are usually males between 20-40 years old.
3) Often can be seen with a protein shake, muscle milk or other similar products.
4) Typically follows their visit to the gym with a 15-20 minute session in the booth at the neighboring tanning salon.
5) Generally reunites with his sausage friends at the night club later than evening draped in True Religion jeans and an Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt.
6) A woman's nightmare.
Melissa: Are you going out with that guy from the gym on Saturday? What was his name again? Brutis?
Allison: Are you kidding me? That guy is such a fucking sausage. He was nibbling on a protein bar last time I was blowing him.
Allison: Are you kidding me? That guy is such a fucking sausage. He was nibbling on a protein bar last time I was blowing him.
by DJ THOMPSON - KING OF KINGSTON February 03, 2009
by a freind of yer maw November 26, 2010
by Wristified September 01, 2008
Jan 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose