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Committing

Short way of saying you're killing yourself. A euphemism for suicide. Usually not in a serious context.
"If Donald Trump wins the reelection then I'm committing."
Committing by mamiypapi January 21, 2017
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Committing

The more modern form of 'dating', where one person asks another to be their boyfriend of girlfriend, and then from that point they think they're in love. There are tons of hurt feelings in the event of an early break off, as well as a late one. Unlike traditional dating where the two may decide not to see each other after a few dates.
"Will you go out with me?"
"Sure."
"Awesome! I love you."
"I love you too"

"Dude, what happened between Angela and Mark?"
"They broke up. I told them committing was a bad idea, but they didn't listen."
Committing by MultiKillJeZeus September 12, 2011

committing

committing is a rare occurence in which the person committing cums, vomits, and shits themselves in a convulsive manner. Usually done after participating in some hideous act as in sleeping with an ugly girl or seeing someone doing something that warrants the convulsive act.
Dude: Guy last night i slept with this hideous bitch!
Guy: What did you do?
Dude: I looked at her and committed all over the place.
Guy: Legendary committing action!!!
committing by kitchenkrew August 3, 2009

committing the robbery 

when you hookup with someone elses boyfriend/girlfriend, or date
Vinny- "congrants on my sloppy seconds bro"

The Situation- "I was committing the robbery"

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committing mass genocide 

Something a guy says to discretely say that he is masturbating. He is killing hundreds of millions of sperm.
Girl "wyd

Guy "committing mass genocide"

Girl "can I help?"

committing bukakke 

commiting getting into a call in the best group on discord ever Bukakke Club

Committing a sir Mitchell 

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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