Poopscaping is improving a turd by alternating the existing design by molding and crapping the turd.
"Are you into the poopscaping business yet John?"
"What the hell, why is my shit all fancy looking, did you hire the poopscaping team?"
"I was hired for the poopscaping project over in Turdfield!"
"I turned left on country road 106 and saw a bunch of idiots poopscaping turdfield!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"