poonslapper

The one committing an act of poonslap.

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!

by sembms June 15, 2011

Poonknappers

A group of highly intellectual males who catch poon all day. They keep this poon for their own personal pleasures, to satisfy their needs. Hit sixes and get bitches, nobody talk shit about these kids. Ain't nobody gin say shit. Ain't nobody!

Look at those fuckin swagged out poonknappers in the corner over there, holy fuck they're dreamy.

by Pk worldwide May 24, 2013

Pondslapper

A giant, single dreadlock which hangs off of the back of one’s head. It resembles a beaver’s tail.

Did you smell that hippy on the bus? Her pondslapper brushed against me and now I smell too.

by scookers September 8, 2019

Poonslayer

1)One who slays poon, or engages in the act of rough sex. The verb form is "to poonslay."

2)An exclamitory remark made in celebration, usually whilst playing a videogame.

"That guys such a poonslayer. I should get as much poon as him."
"Yeah, except you're a pussy, so no."

"POONSLAYER!" (blows something up electronically.)

by studstudstudder March 10, 2008

Poonslayer

A goth that sleeps with as many women / hookers as possible. Usually hookers to be honest.

Yeah mate, your really are a poonslayer

by MrYoungs December 27, 2019

Poonslayer

Jordan Baker

Holy shit Jordan Baker is an absolute Poonslayer

by Odoggie12 April 1, 2020