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poopslap

1. (n) An exclamatory term used to used to express discontent or anger.

2. (v) To slap one in the face with fecal matter.
Tom: You have AIDS.
Jim: Poopslap!
by Nugd00der February 24, 2011
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Poopslap

When you take a shit and it is so long that it bottoms out the bowl and falls over, causing a slapping noise on the water.
Damn! Did you hear that massive poopslap?
by truckman1966 January 16, 2009
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Poopscapade

after drinking many pbr's the previous night, i went on a intense poopscapade the following morning.
by M&Attack April 11, 2010
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Poopclap

A poopclap is what happens when a turd rockets out of your asshole and into the toilet, and the impacted water splashes onto your ass cheeks
Dude, I just had an awesome poopclap during 4th period!
by sophiethebophie August 10, 2017
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Poopscape

When your whole house smells like farts
Dude don’t go over to Jerry’s house, it’s a poopscape!
by Jarred Harper May 11, 2018
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poonslapper

Holy shit, Knope is such a goddamn poonslapper! He may have poonsmashed!
by sembms June 15, 2011
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Poopslam

Similar to a kookslam but browner...and heavier.
American Surfer 1: "Oh brah, that freshie sesshie at Kelly Slater's wave pool was so moving...Might have cried a bit...and definitely sharted in my boardshorts between sets."

Aussie Surfer 2: "Fuckin right! Poopslam mate! Yew!!!"
by barn k September 25, 2019
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